so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Send us your Text From Last Night!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.