We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.