She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.