sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer