Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.