its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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