That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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