I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.