There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster