I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.