DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner