just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.