Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet