Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo