well most of my day revolves around power hour
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.