Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.