Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.