Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.