Texts From Last Night

Best Nights of All Time

• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday http://tfl.nu/1nci
  Replies (1) Good night (519) Bad night (223) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass http://tfl.nu/zmgu
  Replies (13) Good night (519) Bad night (6035) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball http://tfl.nu/r3bp
  Replies (7) Good night (519) Bad night (561) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited. http://tfl.nu/jbhp
  Replies (0) Good night (519) Bad night (138) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin. http://tfl.nu/jijz
  Replies (1) Good night (519) Bad night (161) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming http://tfl.nu/nmyq
  Replies (13) Good night (519) Bad night (3455) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  My boss' voice literally gives me gas

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): My boss' voice literally gives me gas http://tfl.nu/s0me
  Replies (5) Good night (519) Bad night (2183) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is http://tfl.nu/m53n
  Replies (87) Good night (519) Bad night (4564) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months. http://tfl.nu/qynd
  Replies (39) Good night (519) Bad night (9395) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch. http://tfl.nu/99z3
  Replies (20) Good night (518) Bad night (1839) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!

  (1-615): View more from Tennessee

  Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Vodka tonic time....wish me luck! (1-615): Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single http://tfl.nu/b04m
  Replies (3) Good night (518) Bad night (593)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try. http://tfl.nu/j8hc
  Replies (2) Good night (518) Bad night (809) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool http://tfl.nu/7zbx
  Replies (19) Good night (518) Bad night (5384) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't. http://tfl.nu/pwvs
  Replies (2) Good night (518) Bad night (974) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame http://tfl.nu/4c25
  Replies (16) Good night (518) Bad night (1610) Order T-Shirt