i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl