I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled