she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU