why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.