no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"