do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?