There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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