I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
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Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.