I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation