idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.