This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on