HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.