I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.