So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton