Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.