SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.