it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope