Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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