may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Everything about him screamed your future.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie