I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Everything about him screamed your future.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life