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You got in a fight last night?

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Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

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Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

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(323): You got in a fight last night? (818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since. (323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you? http://tfl.nu/hf09

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I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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(818): I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight http://tfl.nu/79dr

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wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom

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(818): wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom http://tfl.nu/7ros

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Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.

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(818): Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished. http://tfl.nu/bnef

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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on

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and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top

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(818): i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on (818): and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top http://tfl.nu/u7hy

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Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...

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Didn't you just get a DUI last week?

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Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it

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(818): Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong... (714): Didn't you just get a DUI last week? (818): Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it http://tfl.nu/by7p

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I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy

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(818): I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy http://tfl.nu/zo8r

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Jake died.

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WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(818): Jake died. (310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me???? (818): Oops typo. Jake cried. http://tfl.nu/zib8

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Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

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good choice.

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(818): Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station. (310): good choice. http://tfl.nu/xzs8

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people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.

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(818): people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight. http://tfl.nu/8h1f

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he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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(818): he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job. http://tfl.nu/gvx6

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Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

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(818): Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe??? http://tfl.nu/qjrf

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we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(818): we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things..... http://tfl.nu/q736

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i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

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(818): i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick http://tfl.nu/avb9

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On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?

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(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now? http://tfl.nu/j4yz

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