I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?