he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Everything about him screamed your future.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.