Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy