dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Everything about him screamed your future.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win