i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner