i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.