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(910): View more from North Carolina

then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.

(910): View more from North Carolina

it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!

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(305): View more from Florida

He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

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(870): View more from Arkansas

if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.

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