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• (229): View more from Georgia

  You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful

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  Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (650): View more from California

  FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?

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