how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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