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• (512): View more from Texas

  He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.

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• (925): View more from California

  The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Stay away a while longer.

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  Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?

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