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• (631): View more from New York

  Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?

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  I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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• (805): View more from California

  On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....

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• (425): View more from Washington

  What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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  Was it a good conversation?

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  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.

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