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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children

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  Maybe you should talk to him first

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?

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  PS: I think I'm in love

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  Ability to walk tomorrow tbd

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!

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• (469): View more from Texas

  If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wow. He is an expensive lay

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  I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.

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