Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.