Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.