No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must