McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation