McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation