dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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