she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.