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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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