After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.