you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
smell my finger.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day