Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have demons in me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?