CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend