then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.