Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.