just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter