Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i can juggle bunnies
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale